VILLAINS

Outlandish

1. Amir: Natalie Portman is the sexiest woman on Earth.
2. J: Do you know how many women there are on this planet?
3. Amir: Yes. There's like, 6 Billion people, and out of the women, Natalie Portman is the sexiest one.
4. J: Noooooo. NOOOOOO! You're saying Natalie Portman is sexier than Beyonce?!
5. Entre: Misa Campo!?
6. Amir: Natalie Portman is a goddess!
7. J: She don't even got body.
8. Amir: She has body.
9. J: Where? Her chest ain't all there, her booty certainly isn't there.
10. Amir: She's slender, Jamone! Not every sexy woman needs a big booty, she's a slender woman!
11. J: No, forget that. No booty, no go.
12. Amir: She's the sexiest woman on Earth.
13. J: You know what, you're saying something real outlandish. You're being real outlandish right now.
14. Amir: No, I'm not. She's the most beautiful woman on Earth.
15. J: Alright cool. You know what? Now Imma say something outlandish. And you know what.
16. J: Lord. *makes a cross over his chest*
17. J: Lord please forgive me for what I'm about to say.
18. Amir: *listens*
19. Entre: *also listening*
20. John: *smokes hookah*
21. RIP: *texting*
22. D.G.: *also texting*
23. J: Drake...
24. J: Is better than Tupac.
25. J: *gets up and walks away*
26. Entre: *falls over in hysterical laughter*
27. John: *slaps knee, and laughs like a gook*
28. RIP: What'd I miss?
29. D.G.: *nigger laugh*
30. Amir: WHAT. NO NO NO NO NO. YOU GET BACK HERE, I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU.