Fuck bitches, that’s funny. Get money, that’s funny. Kill bitches, that’s hilarious. Spend money, that’s hilarious. IDGAF and I want Everything. I’m laying my head on a Pillow, with my naked Red String connected wife. Waiting my whole life to Avenge Them. Workin on Villain Shit, trying not to Smile. Smoking Bulbasaur mixed with Double Apple Mint. Got a bunch of Fuckers near me. Sakura Blossom ladies feigning Love. They don’t know What I Want, but they can Tell Me Something. But it’s a busy Tuesday gunna be a Good Night. I stopped looking to my Dark Future a long time ago. But Look At Us Now, leaving HELL, done with BVDV, ready for Afghanistan. (Aren’t I a fucking artist or what niggas?)
VILLAINS
Amir Guevara + Entre Lex + J.Pierce + John Chae + RIP + (D.G).
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The winner for best boyfriend ever goes to R.I.P., for actually making this heart shaped pizza for his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day. I have a feeling some of the ladies of tumblr are very jealous.
Come chill with the Villains.
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IT’S THE
V.
I.
V.
I.
BORN VILLAIN
DIE VILLAIN
IT’S THE NEW RELIGION
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RIP recorded his first feature this weekend.
It’s unlike anything you’ve ever heard. The caterpillar is here y’all.
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RIP, The Caterpillar: Tracklist
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This has got to be one of the greatest VI pictures of all time. Perfectly describes these 3 on a daily basis.
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Recording last Saturday was a fail cause Entre left the fucking mic stand in San Jose.
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RIP, The Caterpillar
Villains cry.
Villains feel despair.
And Villains are always ready to kill the Hero. The Villain won’t hold back and the Villain is always ready for the Hero.
And sometimes the Hero will come back stronger than expected, and will hurt the Villain. But that’s where we come in.
Because no matter the situation, no matter the place we are, or how far apart we are, these Villains, VILLAIN INCORPORATED,
will kill the Hero,
get the Girl,
make the Money,
and take over the World…
or they’ll die.
Only time will tell. And well, I’d put everything I have on World domination. If I’m wrong…I’d rather die. When the Caterpillar goes to sleep, this is what he thinks about.
God…I need a shrink.
-RIP
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The Villains on Labor Day Weekend lol. J came back from Menlo to chill. RIP is cute as fuck.
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This is our Facebook timeline. Click it to go to our Facebook page, if you fuck with Facebook that is, I know a lot of tumblr niggas don’t. Timeline sucks donkey dick by the way.
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Meet the fellas. A picture with all 6 of the villains for once. Click the photo and you shall be lead to our band camp, where you can listen to The BVDV Tape, including “Double Apple Mint”, the hookah anthem, and “IDGAF”, the life anthem.
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Click the picture to listen.
TRACKLIST
Intro
Villain Shit
Bulbasaur
Good Night
Pillow
Dark Future
Tuesday
Red String
Double Apple Mint
Tell Me Something
Look At Us Now
Smile
IDGAF
Sakura Blossom
Afghanistan
Fuckers
Love
What I Want
Avenge Them
See, there’s a bit of a misconception about Villains. People think that all a villain does is kidnap women and tie them to train tracks, or blow up buildings and steal money and get into fights with lame niggas. That’s only 1% of the job description. Villains aren’t evil. We’re real people. A villain doesn’t care what you think about him. A villain doesn’t care if you like him. A villain does whatever he wants, when he wants. Every villain has a story. Every villain was once screwed over by someone or something. Every villain has suffered through life and decided that they had enough of the bullshit. Villains take action. We’re not bad people. We’re just us. And we’re very happy to be us. So anyone who attempts to prevent us from being us will be torn down in an instance. The VI may have six villains, but we know that the villains are everywhere. So tell me. Are you a villain?
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RIP. Also known as Mr. Red Shoes, Mr. Catapillar, and Mr. Potato Wedge. Look at his beautiful face.
